This is Dick
Eric here- I would have a picture of Zachary...But alas...My faggot-assed teach Mr.Beussman(Bitchman) had taken
him up during passing period because he was having a puff. Its his own damn choice. He made the decision to smoke and drink
heavily, I mean come on he was 2! JESUS CHRIST CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD!!!And now, Let us have a moment of silence for Zachary
Wilson The First...
Here Lies My Memories
Of Zachary
Wilson The First
May 1st 2003-May 3rd 2003
This is Carlos. He is Zachary's brother.However, Carlos, isnt exactly normal. He had birth defects, he has five STDs
and is mentally ill......Poor Carlos....
Once, Carlos was working in a science lab at school. Due to a freak accident....Okay the freak accident was code named
C.A.R.L.O.S, I CANT guess why....Anyway, due to a freak accident, Carlos had a special potion spilled on him and can turn
into a Magical Gothic Lizard at will!!!
*Sniffle* Carlos has as well died.... He was just sitting there when the violent jaw of God came crashing down, swooping
him up and ripping him to shreds. Let us also have a moment of silence for Carlos, the retarded child who had the will, but
never used it....
Carlos Solarc Wilson
May 15 2003-May 25 2003
THIS JUST IN!
Carlos Solarc Wilson has been revived, It took a week of sergury but now he is alive and well. However since
he has been revived he lost his other form but gained a new one! INANE CARLOS!!!!He became insane right after his revival.
As he is insane he is forced to live in the Asilom for insane tennis balls, for his reoccuring flashbacks of his death, and
his many crimes, in which he claimed he was a ghost.
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